Top 12! Best-Ever Rubiix Reviews Posted By The Rubiix Community. The Rubiix Community has spoken. And it says that Netflix ruins relationships, Target makes you go broke, and a restaurant hostess can steal your heart.
After combing through thousands of submissions from the Rubiix community, the results are in. We laughed, we cried… and that was unrelated to anything actually.
But after that, we put together the top 12 Rubiix Reviews ever posted by the Rubiix community.
12) 😨 Target: I can’t afford this, but I do it anyway.
There’s something very compelling about Yoda. We can’t put our finger on it, but it’s likely the fact that he has been alive for 900 years, kind of resembles Albert Einstein, and is capable of giving you that “oh no you didn’t” look of condescension. Bottom line Delma: If he senses fear in you, you’re either scared or you probably should be.
11) 😲 Chick-fil-A: Life is just better with fries in my face.
Yeah, we know, Derek. Life really is just better when fries are in your face, and Chick-fil-A is known for the Waffle variety. Sure they’ve got 18 grams of fat per serving, but hey they’ve also got 5 grams of protein. So that’s a plus.
Ah, yes. We’ve all been there. Smokey bar, smokin’ hot hostess. And we totally got your back here, Linda. Joe’s BBQ of Kansas City may have been started in a gas station in 1996, but that don’t mean it ain’t on fire. So pull yourself together, walk back into that bar, and make her yours! But in the meantime try to remember: This is Rubiix, not Tinder.
9) 👕 Zumiez: It’s all about changing up your look.
With a name like Bonita, we know who to turn to for advice on looking good. We’re glad to see you love Zumiez, and many people agree. It’s a public company that’s been around since 1978. And while we’re not exactly sure how you’d explain the fashion choice here, we guess it’s something between a wet t-shirt contest and an MC Hammer video. We’re glad it works for you, but we’ll keep it dry if that’s ok.
We’re not sure, Lala. But with 66,579 stores in 17 countries, you’re bound to find a cop or two. The better question here is why are you so scared of them? What have you done that requires you to breathe heavily into a paper bag? Get in there, grab that Slurpee and go! Just don’t make any sudden moves.
You bet they are! With 58 locations, including 42 in Illinois alone, these guys are serving up enough hot dogs to put Homer Simpson on his buns. We’ve only got one question for you, Dustin, would you really wash down your dog with a Martini?
6) 😃 iTunes: Electronic Purchases are one of life’s greatest conveniences.
And not everybody’s happy about it, Tyisha. Take Elvis, for example. He sold over 1 Billion records before succumbing to a heart attack in 1977 at age 42. That means he never got to witness iTunes or even Spotify, where his songs have been downloaded hundreds of millions of times.
5) 😃 GNC: Pretty sure what I bought was a healthy choice.
Umm, we’re actually not so sure, Caitlyn. Looks like you’re going green, and not in a good way.Did you know thatGNC has 16,800 employees at 4,691 health and wellness stores, nearly half of which are located outside the U.S? Yeah, neither did we. We had to look it up. And while at least a few of your dollars contributed to their $2.54 Billion in annual revenue, we can’t say what you bought is doing you much good.
Endless. It’s a word that goes on forever. Unlimited salad and bread sticks? Don’t mind if we do. Hard to believe that Olive Garden has been around since 1982 (36 years!). It’s also headquartered in Orlando, Florida, just like Disney World — and if you ask us, it’s just as magical. We hope you’re as happy as those three little whatever-you-call-em’s, Darell, because when you’re here, you’re family!
3) 😥 Asiana Airlines: Let’s get this party started with angry flight attendants.
As one of South Korea’s two major airlines, this company is all about Seoul (sorry, we had to). We’re bummed to hear that you ran into some grumpy service on your flight, Sharen, but these people serve hot beverages while traveling 500 miles per hour at 30,000 feet in the air, and that’s a lot of stress.
Ahhh shots…they’re like little tiny cups of joy. There for you at all times. Feeling totally happy? Shots are there. Completely depressed? Shots are there. Whatever the situation, shots are there because shots don’t care. It is said that Led Zeppelin drummer, John Bonham, had 16 shots of vodka for breakfast before choking to death on his own vomit. So as much as we love shots, do be careful, Boyce.
1) 😔 Netflix: Because of this, I have no time for my boyfriend.
What started as the perfect way to bed your boyfriend (Netflix and Chill anyone?) has morphed into the single greatest brain drain you’ve ever experienced. On average, Netflix members stream a collective 140 million hours of video every day. And it’s sucking the life out of your relationship,Tuan. You’re binge-watching episodes of House of Cards and hatching a plan to take the Oval Office. Get a grip.
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